I Don't Know How I Feel About This

Have you ever been sitting on the toilet, wishing there was something jiggling your ass? Well, Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi has the shit for you! Johnny is all happy with himself for inventing a vibrating toilet seat. That could be a lot of fun or just a big shitty mess. Johnny invented the buttcheek bouncer because he “wanted to add some life to the otherwise lifeless toilet seat.”

Johnny, who is currently working on getting his novelty product out there, said, “I wanted to create something that is a little unusual. This invention is designed to stimulate. It’s to make you feel good while you are there."

Yeah, I don't know how this would work for you exactly? I mean, it could jiggle the ass cookies out of you faster. And if you put your genitals on the seat, you could add a little cream to your lemonade. On the other hand, it could cause you to spray everywhere. Now if he added a dildo attachment, I'd empty my piggy bank for this shit! Pack it in and then push it out!

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