Ikki Is Right

Double the hep! MTV has replaced Tila Tequila with fauxmosexual twins for their spin-off show "A Double Shot At Hep" which premieres December 9th. The CDC really should have supervised this shit. The whole show should have been shot in a quarantine tent.

Vikki and Rikki, known as the Ikki twins, are former Hooters waitresses who make their living showing off their titties in ass in magazines like Playboy, Fast & Sexy and Import Turner. Now they are paying their rent by pretending to like the chocha!

The Icky whores will live in the same house with 12 straight dudes and 12 lezzies. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.

I think I'm going to be sikki. I can't even share a glass with my sister, let alone suck the same dick! This isn't right. These two skanks will be licking on the same tongues, giving raspberries to the same assholes and getting donkey punched by the same dudes. I believe in family togetherness, but this is nasty.

Below is the full trailer. I must go yell at my genitals for getting tingly for the douchebag at the 0:50 mark. The one without the cowboy hat. Ugh. I really should higher my standards, but I can't help it!