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Panty Creamer Of The Damn Millennium

I think I need to go and put my no-no in a tub of ice, because it's about to burn off from looking at these

The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 29th!

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David Beckham Makes Chuck Bass Pee Shy

Ed Westick's manpussy puckers for David Beckham, but he couldn't bring himself to talk to his wet dream maker when he ran into him at ...

Birthday Sluts

Katherine Moennig (31) (FYI: I'd hit it!) Jessica Andrews (25) Diego Luna (29) La Toya London (30) Mekhi Phifer (34) Jude Law (36) Leonor Varela (36) Jennifer Ehle (39) Andy Wachowski (41) Paula Poundstone ...

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Barbara Feldon - Here's her ass then and now. ...

A Little Gift Joe Jonas Does Not Want

Here's a video of the goings on in the ninth circle of hell aka a Jonas Brothers concert. In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a ...

Shocking! Somebody Else Hates Heather Mills!

Heather Mills' former nanny has joined the long list of people who can't stand the cunt and would give anything to beat her down with ...

JLo & Skeletor's Divorce Duet

Now this is what I expect from a JLo divorce announcement! Some fucking drama. Gatecrasher says that on this coming Valentine Day's, JLo will join ...

Do Your Part: Hug A Sad Little Lesbian

If you're ever walking down the street and spot a sad little gayelle, it's your duty as a citizen of this planet to hug her ...

ShamWow Vince Is Bilingual

You might have already seen this shit, but pretend like this is the first time, so you can be dazzled all over again. It's ShamWow ...

Sugar Shout Out: Cell Phone Fashionistas

2008's Cell Phone Fashionistas of the Big Screen The Best of Top Chef Rihanna is your best beauty Chameleon Your favorite Barack Obama moment of 2008 Bugaboo wins top ...

Just Your Regular Wino Story

Here's a lovely story for a Sunday evening starring the Crackie of Camden as told by some scum bucket who used to lick on her ...

Biggest Headline of 2008: Paul Newman Passes Away

We've been counting down the biggest headlines of 2008, and we'll be revealing more throughout the month of December. We hope you enjoy this look ...

Jennifer Lopez Has a Holiday Secret

Jennifer Lopez finished up her holiday shopping earlier this week, this time stopping by Victoria's Secret in LA. Maybe she was buying a little something ...