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Guess who took the family to Saks?

Guess Who?

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 26th!

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Two Limp Pieces Of Broccoli Got Engaged

It is a sloooow slooowwwwww gossip day. Somebody please go and wake Brit Brit up and tell her now is a great time for her ...

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Speaking of tissues, which pop star won’t even throw away her own used hankies? When she gets a case of the sniffles in the recording ...

An Elegant Christmas Angel

This Christmas, I decided to make it extra special by printing out a picture of The Empress of Lucite and taping it to the top ...

Birthday Sluts

Tiffany Brissette (34) Chris Daughtry (29) Reichen Lehmkuhl (35) Jared Leto (37) Lars Ulrich (45) Tina Wesson (48) David Sedaris (52) Jane Lapotaire (59) John Walsh (63) Phil Spector (69) ...

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah! - A hot bitch strolled into a Smith's Drug & Food in Murray, Utah, sniffed a few customers and ...

Prince Hot Ginge With A Homeless Man

I see what Prince William is trying to do here. He's thinking in his smart brain that if he makes it hairy on his face, ...

It's A Posh Christmas For The Beckhams

My Christmas Eve was spent in my nasty ass pajamas, eating some sort of chicken leg with my hands and drinking red wine out of ...

Xmas killer Beyonce Knowles

Beyonce Knowles is worried she might kill her family when she cooks Christmas dinner.The 'Cadillac Records' star - who is married to music mogul Jay-Z ...

Courtney Love Is Entertaining

I'm sitting here sipping on some Asti like a real classy lady and catching up on all the shit I missed yesterday. I am so ...

Lance Armstrong Made A Baby

Who says you need two nuts to make a baby? Lance Armstrong is going to be a daddy for the fourth time. He told People ...

Just Another Lohan Holiday

It wouldn't be a Lohan family holiday without a public bitchfest! After taking a small break from fighting through MySpace and the media, HoHan and ...