Joseph Fiennes Didn't Sign Up For This

When Joseph Fiennes agreed to appear at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in Munich, Germany last night, he probably didn't know that he would be attacked by the glamour goddess from another planet known as Grace Fucking Jones! Coming face to tongue with Grace is probably an out of body experience. Joseph is tinkling in his panties and the little boy voice inside of him is screaming for mommy. Joseph just can't handle all that woman on him. Especially, a woman in a disco nun outfit.

You know, if I was wasted on the good shit and saw Joseph Fiennes from across the room, I'd probably gallop over and get my friends to take these same pictures of me with him. Although, Grace isn't drunk. She's just always batshit crazy.