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Paris & Benji Break Up Rumors Swirl

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:14:06 +0000

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's love story has reached its not-so-happy ending.

Star magazine reports that Paris ended things with Benji on Monday, after spending time with her ex Stavros Niarchos over the weekend. But Stav wasn't the main reason for the split -- Paris was feeling stifled by good guy Benji, calling him "too controlling."

"Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around," a friend close to the couple (who dated for almost a year) told Star. "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble."

The source says that the split was not what Benji wanted at all. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking."

In the end it seems Benji and Paris figured out what we all knew form the beginning -- they were way too different.

"They've had a lot of fights in the past," the insider blabbed. "She felt she couldn't cut loose and party. He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."

You can't hold a good Paris down...unless, you know, you're video taping her....

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Britney Spears 'married for the wrong reasons,' has recording talent of a ham sandwich

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:45:00 +0000

In the above clip from the upcoming MTV documentary Britney: For the Record, Britney Spears reveals she can easily be replaced with a chimp playing a tambourine on her album and also regrets marrying Kevin Federline. You know, despite the fact they had two kids, but, eh, that's not important:

"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of everything."

When reached for comment Kevin Federline responded by laughing his way to the nearest bank and cashing his $20,000 monthly support check. NOTE: Video after the jump of Britney Spears once again hinting she's never more than two steps away from stabbing her therapist in the neck and fleeing pantsless through downtown LA. Whee!

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Everybody Into Quarantine!

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:24:54 +0000

Wonky McValtrex and Benji Madden are reportedly no longer bumping ass warts which means they are out in the wild spreading their skank! While we're running for quarantine shelters, the bitches who make Valtrex are having a fun time parade! Their #1 converter is going back to work!

According to Star Magazine, Wonky quit Benji because he's too-controlling. When he found out that she was being gross with Nachos in Miami, he freaked out at her. Benji totally did the "smell the puss" test on her.

The source said, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party. He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."

I think in Wonky-talk "fenced in" means that Benji wouldn't let other dudes space dock her.

Benji apparently is herpmatized, because he wanted a second chance from Wonky. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking." That's because she probably already lined up two dozen rebound dicks.

You know that somewhere in the world Nicole Richie is eating her one chickpea lunch and screaming "Halleljuah" because she doesn't have to see Wonky's skank ass face at Madden gatherings anymore. It was bad enough that she had to play fake nice with her for the cameras.

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Ashley Dupre stretches those 15 minutes, gives first interview on Eliot Spitzer scandal

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:45:00 +0000

Turns out "former" call girl Ashley Alexander Dupre isn't quite done whoring herself out yet. In the latest issue of People, Ashley gives her first interview about being ensnared in the FBI investigation that led to the resignation of her frequent client New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. (Bikini photos added for journalistic emphasis.): On the real Ashley: "I am a normal girl. Everyone knows me as 'that girl,' but I'm not just 'that girl.' I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers." On not knowing who Eliot Spitzer was: "Some guys, they want to have conversations and really get to know each other. With him, it clearly was not like that. It was more of a transaction. Strictly business. I was there for a purpose – not to wonder who [he] could be." On becoming a prostitute: "This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them," she reasoned. "The only difference is I can pay my rent." On how her mother found out: Once the FBI told her they were looking into one of her clients, Dupré says she was forced to confide in her homemaker mother, Carolyn, that she was turning tricks. "It was extremely painful for her," Dupré says, though "my mother wasn't angry. She was supportive." - - "This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them." - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, hooker, poet, dream girl. She had me at "I was there for a purpose." *sigh*

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Ashley Dupre stretches those 15 minutes, gives first interview on Eliot Spitzer scandal

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:45:00 +0000

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Ashley Dupre stretches those 15 minutes, gives first interview on Eliot Spitzer scandal

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:45:00 +0000

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Suri Cruise kicks the economy's ass, says Forbes.com

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:30:00 +0000

Economy gotcha down? Suri Cruise'll make it all better. The adorable half-pint, who may or may not be the product of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen man-goo, sent the Internet a flutter today when it was revealed she topped Forbes.com "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list. Turns out during these times of financial woes, folks just can't get enough of a miniature Katie Holmes:

But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids--and the desire to chronicle their upbringings--may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need.
Dina Sansing, entertainment director for Us Weekly agrees:"It's much more fun to look at cute pictures of Suri," she says, "than think about how much your 401(k) has decreased."
Suri's first place ranking on the list comes from strong performances across the board. She earned the top spot for public awareness, received more blog mentions than any other Tinseltown kiddie and was referenced in more than 1,300 news articles.

Here's the complete list of high-powered spawns: 1. Suri Cruise 2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt 3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt 4. Pax Jolie-Pitt 5. Sam Alexis Woods 6. Cruz Beckham 7. Matilda Rose Ledger 8. David Banda 9. Sean Preston Federline 10. Sam Sheen Ha! Denise Richard's daughter lost to Britney Spears' kid - and it wasn't even the cute one! I'd love to be a fly on their wall when that news hit. DENISE: Sam, I'm very disappointed in you. SAM: I'm sowwy, mama. DENISE: You did a very bad thing. Jesus, that little boy's parents are practically brother and sister. SAM: Yes, mama. DENISE: We should probably stage a press conference and say it was your father's fault. SAM: Daddy puts sugar in his nose to give him happy thoughts. DENISE: Okay, good. You remembered your lines.

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Suri Cruise kicks the economy's ass, says Forbes.com

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:30:00 +0000

But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids--and the desire to chronicle their upbringings--may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need.
Dina Sansing, entertainment director for Us Weekly agrees:"It's much more fun to look at cute pictures of Suri," she says, "than think about how much your 401(k) has decreased."
Suri's first place ranking on the list comes from strong performances across the board. She earned the top spot for public awareness, received more blog mentions than any other Tinseltown kiddie and was referenced in more than 1,300 news articles.

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Suri Cruise kicks the economy's ass, says Forbes.com

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:30:00 +0000

But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids--and the desire to chronicle their upbringings--may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need.
Dina Sansing, entertainment director for Us Weekly agrees:"It's much more fun to look at cute pictures of Suri," she says, "than think about how much your 401(k) has decreased."
Suri's first place ranking on the list comes from strong performances across the board. She earned the top spot for public awareness, received more blog mentions than any other Tinseltown kiddie and was referenced in more than 1,300 news articles.

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Stephen Baldwin Is Here To Stay

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:03:48 +0000

You know where Stephen Baldwin can put that vibrating toothbrush....

Before the election ended, the mega cum fart known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama became president. He now claims it was all just a joke. A joke that nobody is laughing at. Stephen told, Page Six, "The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He's got my full support, and I'm gonna be praying for him and his administration."

Tammy from "The Real World: Los Angeles," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed again. We need you to come over here, put that scarf-thing on your head, wrap yourself in a comforter and scream to Stephen Baldwin, "It wasn't not funny!"

Stephen went on to talk about what he would do if gay marriage ever becomes legal, "If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I'll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one."

Um....Stephen from "The Real World: Seattle," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed. We need you to come over here, throw Stephen Baldwin's stuffed puppy into the water and then scream "Irene! Irene!" before slapping him in his smug face.

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