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Two Emo Babies?
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dlisted.com on 08 September, 2008 01:11:57
 
Double the fug alert! The world is barely ready for one Emo baby, now some
friend of Vagina Wentz claims Asshole Simpson is popping out twins. The stock
for flat irons just went up. Yes, there is a stock for flat irons. Check!
Petey's friend, Tyga, told E!, “They’re having twins. They’re really
happy.” And we're really barfy.
I'm still getting over the "fact" that Pete has a penis. A penis that he stuck
into Asshole's vagina. It's like junior high school sex education class all
over again. This info makes me feel uncomfortable, dirty  and confused. I'm
also giggling like Tommy Girl during a prostate exam.
A spokesbitch for the two twats denies she's popping out twins:  "It is not
true."
I think Rumer Willis is crossing her tater fingers, hoping Asshole pops out two
babies. That's going to double her chances that a bigger tater head than her
will exist on earth.
Here's Ashlee farting around in Los Angeles the other day.