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Christina Aguilera is cleavagey
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http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.xml on 02 September, 2008 10:45:00
 
Christina Aguilera took her breasts out for a walk today while visiting in New
York City. Last night she cleverly used infant son Max Liron to ward off
paparazzi. I feel sorry for the kid but not because he's a human shield. The
little tyke must sit around all day staring at his parents, thinking "How the
hell do I even exist? These two? Intercourse? Ha! I'm adopted. Oh, shit, she's
trying to suffocate me with her chest balloons again. For the last time I'm
lactose intoler- help! Oxygen low... Brain cells fading... NASCAR suddenly more
interesting...."
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