Gwen Stefani gives birth to a baby boy

Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy today, and she must've been super pissed at the kid for staying in there so long because she named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I mean, Jesus, lady, so what if he came out and was already four years old? That's no excuse - but I'm willing to forgive you because you're hot. Let it never be said I'm not a fair and generous writer of boobs. Now go in peace and maybe, while you're at it, think about how awesome it would if you wore a bikini. Just puttin' it out there. Congratulations to Gwen and Gavin from The Superficial!

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