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Mickey Rourke calls Sean Penn a 'homophobe'

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:15:00 +0000

An Oscar contender for his starring role in The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke reportedly sent a text message to a Hollywood insider trashing Sean Penn's acting in Milk and called him a homophobe, according to The Daily Beast:

On December 28, a Los Angeles entertainment honcho shared a text message with me that Rourke had sent him: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno" [sic]
Miami friends of Rourke acknowledge he is brutally honest, even to his own detriment. “Mickey will call a spade a spade,” says a long time acquaintance. “Even if he makes you cringe sometimes with what he says, at least you’ll know he’s not bullshitting you.”

While my brain attempts to fold in on itself trying to differentiate between "pretend acting" and "non-pretend acting," at least we know for certain that Mickey Rourke isn't homophobic. Clearly, here's a man who's not afraid to give his career the most vigorous corn-holing of its life. Well played, sir.

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Eva Longoria Parker launches clandestine assault on cheaters

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:30:00 +0000

Eva Longoria Parker hates cheaters and has no qualms about going private eye on their asses, according to NY Daily News:

If she discovered a pal’s man was unfaithful, “(I’d) tell her,” the Desperate Housewife declares in Glamour magazine’s February Man issue, adding that she’d even resort to sneaky tactics to expose the guy.
“I would probably take a picture with my camera phone first,” she says. “It’s tough, because sometimes people kill the messenger. But I think the truth always comes out, regardless of who tells us.”

Real smooth, Eva. Now every cheater in America knows to watch out for a garden gnome with a camera phone when they're out with their mistress. "Is that a pointy red hat?! Shit, act like you're my sister. So, hey, remember that dad guy? He was great. Wait, it's a traffic cone. Phew. Now I don't have to explain why I've been fondling your breasts this whole time."

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Donatella Versace in a bikini = Adios, future erections!

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:45:00 +0000

Here's renowned fashion designer Donatella Versace on the beach at St. Barts and doing a damn fine job of trying to make me bleed from the eyes. On that note, someone needs to tell Donatella Schindler's List is a movie, not a fashion statement because, no joke, this woman's only 53. Until I looked it up, I would've sworn her age was beef jerky.

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Britney Spears' love life outsourced to India

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:15:00 +0000

India is abuzz with rumors that Britney Spears is dating her "Womanizer" choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, according to Associated Content:

What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: "Sandip is a very handsome man." Soparrkar himself claims they'll only be working, but he also teases the press subtly, saying that "I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love."

The two reportedly met at a party thrown by Madonna, so for all we know, this is just an elaborate ruse to find the Temple of Doom and turn it into a Kaballah center. SHORT ROUND: Why do I have to wear this bracelet, Dr. Jones? INDY: Ack! I'm hallucinating about Asian boys again! *jumps out window*

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Angelina Jolie's uterus benched

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:30:00 +0000

Angelina Jolie has been advised by doctors to put down the uterus. After her last two pregnancies ended with complications, she'd be facing significant health risks with another baby. OK! Magazine reports:

"Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions," an insider tells OK!. "She's been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get pregnant, ever."
The health complications this time around could pose a direct danger to the Changeling star, Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!.
"Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she'll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes."

In related news, Brad Pitt was seen at a local bank sulking while placing his penis in a safe deposit box. In the distance, the cackle of Jennifer Aniston's laughter could be heard in the air. Or a pig got hit with a lawnmower. We're looking into it.

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Bristol Palin Welcomes Baby Boy

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:12:20 +0000

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Sarah Palin is a nana!

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, gave birth on Saturday to a baby boy.

Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston weighed in at 7 lb., 7 oz.

"The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited," a family member told People.com.

The kid's dad is Bristol's fiance, Levi Johnston. The couple plan to marry in sometime next year.

I wonder if Sarah can see the baby from her window.

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Quote of the Morning: Cate Blanchett on Plastic Surgery

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:02:04 +0000

"I haven't done anything, but who knows. [Her husband] Andrew [Upton] said he'd divorce me if I did anything. I'm not a spokesperson against the world of injectables. If you grow up in an environment where your mother gets you a boob job when you turn 18, what hope is there? But I didn't grow up in that world. If you're doing it out of fear, that fear's still going to be seen through your eyes. The windows to your soul, they say."

-- Cate Blanchett, to Vanity Fair, on her feelings towards plastic surgery

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Grey's Anatomy Star Pregnant!

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:46:20 +0000

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There's a real-life bun in the oven for Grey's Anatomy's Chyler Leigh!

The actress, 26, and her actor hubby, Nathan West, 30, are expecting their third child.

"She is a little over four months pregnant," her rep told UsMagazine.com "Grey's won't be writing her pregnancy into their storyline."

Ya hear that? So Meredith's slightly nutty half-sister will just be wearing big lab coats and what-not.

Chyler and Nathan's newest little one will be joining siblings Noah Wilde, 5, and Taelyn, 2.

Best of luck to them.

I particularly liked Chyler on the Fox series Reunion -- which was canceled before the big mystery was ever solved. Yeah -- ya think I'm still a little bitter about that?

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Sarah Palin's daughter gives birth

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:00:00 +0000

Sarah Palin's unwed teenage daughter Bristol Palin gave birth to a baby boy Saturday, according to People:

"We think it's wonderful," said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. "The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited."
The baby's name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.

Tripp? Seriously? I don't get why Bristol's being subtle. She might as well name her son "Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you're at church." I mean, it's Sarah Palin we're talking about here. She's just gonna call the kid a "Maverick" then give him a handgun to play with. "Aw, is there anything more adorable? *BAM* That dog was getting old anyway. *BAM* Hey, it's not like I can't remarry. *BAM* Oh, boy, I get to meet Jesus!"

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Hot New Hookup! Drew Barrymore & ...

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 12:01:42 +0000

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...How I Met Your Mother's Marshall!

Yep, Drew Barrymore has sunk her lips into another one, as the flirtatious flower was seen out with actor Jason Segel this past weekend.

Drew and Jason, who were spotted making out at Chateau Marmont last month, were at it again at the Brass Monkey Bar Saturday night. The couple partook in one of my favorite activities -- singing karaoke -- doing a duet of "Rainbow Connection."

"Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night," a spy blabbed to UsMagazine.com.

But, of course, Jason's rep says "They're are friends, simply."

An insider concurred, but also said, "They're friends with a little benefits," adding, "It's not serious."

They make a cute couple, I think. And, that Drew. She reminds me of someone I once knew in college -- trying to get her smackers on anyone that walks by.

Oh yeah, that was me.

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